"Walking" of the Bulls
A decade ago, I was on site as an observer for the first American “Running of the Bulls” in a small town outside of Las Vegas. Despite the hype from the huckster promoter – who said he’d be recreating the drama and danger of the Pamplona, Spain event where bulls run down the cobblestone streets and head into the fighting arena – the American spectacle was an incredible snooze.
The promoters of the Nevada event released cattle from a pen and they trotted or walked down the dirt track, as attention- and thrilled-starved runners tried to dash in front of them to incite them. It was an embarrassment to all, the bulls comporting themselves with more dignity and smarts than the people.
South Park got it just right when it broadcast this piece on the American version of the running of the bulls.
That said, if the event gets too boring, the promoters of bull running events planned for this year might try to increase the risk quotient, and that means they may harass or incite the animals to fabricate more drama. We want to anticipate that kind of escalation, and that’s why we wrote to U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, who in his official capacity enforces the standards of the Animal Welfare Act.
The Act requires that anyone hosting an animal exhibition for compensation or entertainment is required to obtain a USDA license. Failure to do so can lead to fines of up to $10,000.
By all accounts, it does not appear that the promoters have secured the necessary licenses, and their event is unlikely to be in compliance with federal law in any event, since they do not appear to be following the Animal Welfare Act regulations concerning public safety. The first one is slated for the Richmond area on August 24th.
I can understand thrill-seeking. But this event is absurd. For thrill seekers, there are limitless opportunities, from rock climbing to bungee jumping to deep sea diving to skiing to triathlons to a variety of water sports.
Whereas the Spanish event takes place on narrow city streets and involves a rougher type of bull, the proposed events will take place on circular race tracks in an open field with a dirt surface. I expect it will be about as entertaining as people charging into a cow pasture.
But whether it’s boring or exciting, it requires
licensing from the USDA. We recommend that sensible people stay away.
P.S. If you live in Virginia, please take action against the bull run scheduled for this Saturday, August 24th.